Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Things You Need To Know #461

The cat is out of the bag.  His name is Boris.  He's very upset.  He's been in that bag for one hundred and forty six years.  Don't ask why he was put in it.  Just stay out of his way.  Oh, I should mention Boris can shred his way through a steel door.  Just saying.

Today's secret code:

Want a piece of me?  Take a number find it's square prime and then store safely where the sun don't shine.  Again:  Want a piece of me?  Take a number find it's square prime and then store safely where the sun don't shine.  Today's Colour is blue, deal with it.  Today's Author is writing a list.  That's all Arya, Maho Maho.

Tuesday, February 11, 2014

C3K9


Things You Need To Know #461

Do not go to the fifth aisle of the largest store in your town, and do not go to the fifth right hand shelf.  For the love of any deities you revere do not go to the lowest shelf and thrust your hand as deep as you can as if you were trying to get the last can of soup.  If you do these things there is no hope for you.  Sorry.

This was something you needed to know.

Today's Secret Code

If only neutrinos were catholic then we'd know that they have mass.  Again:  If only neutrinos were catholic then we'd know that they have mass.  Today's Colour is a senseless banana yellow.  Today's Author is hanging his autographed picture of Bill the Cat.  That is all Steve Dallas, Maho Maho.

Monday, February 10, 2014

The Marked


Things You Need To Know #460

There are 37 ghosts of people who were never born.  The are collectively called the Shadow Enigma and are valued greatly by necromancers.  The power in even one of these shades can power the mightiest of enchantments.  Be warned though that they are protected by a shadowy figure known only as the Pale Shepard.

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