Today's Secret Code

God gave us two ears and one mouth for a reason.  Again:  God gave us two ears and one mouth for a reason.  Today's Colour is a serene yellow.  Today's Author is not such a bad fellow.  That is all Miss Kitty, maho maho.

Things You Need To Know #393

The Language of Shadows was created by cabal of epicurean necromancers in the 18th century.  It is a language that expresses most keenly sensations.  Those who speak it claim they can share experiences with others almost like it was a waking dream.  The Barons of the dead world have taken a shine to the language and now use it among themselves.

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Monster of the Day: Ice Warriors

Source:  Dr.  Who
Location:  once mars, now space
Threat Assessment:  Good warriors, superior technology, fine discipline.  Give them a seven.
Limitation:  They perfer to stay in their armor, and they have a rigid system of honor.

Today's Secret Code:

George Carlin wisely pointed out that the only two times you are pronounced anything is either man and wife or dead on arrival.  Again:  George Carlin wisely pointed out that the only two times are you are pronounced anything is either man and wife or dead on arrival.  Today's Colour is a flaming neon blue.  Today's Author is looking for the jokes with a microsccope.  The life of a spanner is always intense and that is all, maho maho.

Things You Need To Know #392

Toe Toves live in lost socks.  They seem to like it so I won't knock it.  If annoyed they can do a form of sympathic magic on the owner of the lost sock.  If you've felt a sudden pain in your feet you might have offended a Toe Tove.  Leaving an offering of jam and pickles under the bed can help. 

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Monster of the Day: Star Trek parasites

Source:  Star Trek
Location:  Interstellar Space
Threat Assessment:  Vast swarms of flying pancakes that latch on and take control.  Give them an 8.
Limitation:  Really bright light and super science.

Today's secret code

Dogs are quick to anger and cats slow to vengeance.  Again:  Dogs are quick to anger and cats slow to vengeance.  Today's Colour is Manxy.  Today's Author has traveled round the world before the Authorities have put their boots on.  That is all Mr. Gulliver, maho maho.