Today's Secret Code:

One must focus on your hocus.  Again:  One must focus on your hocus.  Today's Colour is is a foxy brown.  Today's Author has the Great Pumpkin on call waiting.   That is all Linus, Maho Maho.

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Never have a nightmare on elm street on Halloween during Friday the 13th, if nothing else it's derivative.  Again:  Never have a nightmare on elm street on Halloween during Friday the 13th, if nothing else it's derivative.  Today's Colour is nightmarish, eldritch, maddening, sickening, and squamous.  Today's Author is dapper and refined, a man ahead of his thyme.  That is all man with the red right hand, Maho Maho.

Things You Need To Know #456

The true Cyclops is rather rare these days. They tend to spend their days in deep Rifts and Drifts of psychoverse. One variety that is still fairly active are the Cyclopian Archers. Most Cyclops stay away from ranged weapons due to an obvious lack of depth perception. The Cyclopian Archer's eye is very different though. Its pupil twists and turns in a topological fashion so that it seems to be many different pupils following a branching fractal pattern. With this rather improbable mutation the Cyclopian Archer is a dead shot.


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Monster of the Day: Cousin It

Source:  The Addams family
Location:  Not quite known
Threat assessment:  -2 maybe?  He's a humanoid hairball.  Nice body though it has to be admitted.
Limitation:  Bit of an accent there

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Kandy Korn is the Devil's only friend.  Again:  Kandy Korn is the Devil's only friend.  Today's Colour is a pumpin', pimpin', pumpkin orange.  Today's Author is sure he has met you in a parallel life.  That is all Mr. Peterson have another beer, Maho Maho.

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"We need bigger guns!"  Again:  "We need bigger guns!"  Today's Colour is gun metal blue.  Today's Author is a good friend of Brett Gummer.  That is all Mr. Colt, Maho Maho.

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This is the gourmet age where manly men search the world for the rarest of ingredients.  Again:  This is the gourmet age where manly men search the world for the rarest of ingredients.  Today's Colour is clashing.  Today's Author is busy multitasking.  That is all Toriko enjoy the heavenly repast, Maho Maho.

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"I know the secret of Professor Tarr and Doctor Feather."  Again:  "I know the secret of Professor Feather and Doctor Tarr."  Today's Colour is Blue Dye #5.  Today's Author strolls along Ammonia Avenue.  That is all Alan stop projecting, Maho Maho.

Things You Need To Know #455

The Society Against Transtemporal Evangelization (SATE) is a group of time travelers who are committed to stop other time travelers from sharing various religious ideas and creeds before their commonly held origins.  SATE has stated that such events could cause catastrophic results as it might cause the early moral evolution of humanity into Homo Sancti.  However, this statement was never given out thanks to future members of a group known as SATEN (no one is sure what the "N" stands for and they aren't telling.)

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Monster of the Day: Rapping monster

Source:  Guyver
Location:  The city
Threat Assessment:  4.  As a mutated monster he's super fast, has claws, and super leaping.  He also believes he can rap (The character is played by Jimmy Walker)  He'd rate higher...but...
Limitation:  An idiot.

Today's Secret Code:

Hello darkness my old friend.  Again:  Hello darkness my old friend.  Today's Colour dreams of tangerines.  Today's Author knows fifty ways to leave your lover.  That's all now let's slip out the back jack, Maho Maho.

Today's Secret Code

Fight for your right for intergalactic parties with sabotage.  Again:  Fight for your rigt for intergalactic parties with sabotage.  Today's Colour is gamboge.  Today's Author whips it and whips it good because it's a beautiful world we live in.  That is all Blue Lou play us out, Maho Maho.

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I see Boris the spider and I want to pain it black.  Again:  I see Boris the spider and I want to pain it black.  Today's Colour is mellow yellow.  Today's Author will never be your beast of bourbon.  That is all Jack it's a gas gas gas, Maho Maho.

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It's such a perfect day, you keep me hanging on.  Again:  It's such a perfect day, I'm glad I spent it with you.  Today's Colour is a swinging strawberry.  Today's Author will not sink gently into the carpet.  That is all Tommy and don't you dare touch me or feel me, Maho Maho.

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"Too strange to live, too rare to die."  Again:  Too strange to live, too rare to die."  Today's Colour is .000000000002246 angstroms as the

French measure it..  Today's Author wonders about pooh.  That is all Tigger, Maho Maho.

Monster of the Day: Bay Parasites

Source:  The Bay
Location: um... the bay?
Threat Assessment:  They are tiny but they are many and attack almost like a plague they took out thousands of people in a day so we'll call it an 8.
Limitation:  good sanitation and big boots.

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Meet my big dog, his father was a Great Dane and his mother was surprised.  Again:  Meet my big dog, his father was a Great Dane and his mother was surprised.  Today's Colour is Dalmatian plaid.  Today's Author like a lumberjack saw the tree he had seen.  That is all Paul now clean up after Babe, Maho Maho.

Things You Need To KNow #454

The Apathetic Radical Army would be a force to contend with .... except they are all Apathetic.  They never show up for meetings or practice and while they each intend to write down  their manifesto no one gets around to it.  It's only potential strength is that it is the only radical group that people join by doing nothing.

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Monster of the Day: Bad Mommy

Source Beuwulf
Location:  Swamp
Threat Assessment:  7.  Worse than her son, able to take you apart.
Limitation:  Not immortal.

Today's Secret Code:

Hwæt! We Gardena in geardagum, þeodcyninga, þrym gefrunon, hu ða æþelingas ellen fremedon. Oft Scyld Scefing sceaþena þreatum.  Today's Colour is Nordic neon green.  Today's Author has sailed the fifty seven seas.  That is all Annie we are all looking for something, Maho Maho. 

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The cynic says that hope is the opiate of the misinformed.  Again:  The cynic says that hope is the opiate of the misinformed.  Today's Colour is a hopeful, hearty heath green.  Today's Author is listening to the Mr. Parson's experiments.  That is all Seth, Maho Maho.

Today's Secret Code:

I met a traveller from an antique land
generals gathered in their masses
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
just like witches at black masses
Stand in the desart. Near them, on the sand,
evil minds that plot destruction
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
sorcerers of death's construction.

Things You Need To Know #453

John Gee always said, "Learn the mistakes from history so you can repeat them with precision."  Using that philosophy he has genetically back engineered a strain of humanity back to Homo Erectus.  He has given this family the name of Graves and to casual inspection they appear perfectly human.  The Graves have been told they are ethnically Turkish and have no idea of their true heritage.  John Gee watches from a distance how their old genes handle new tricks.  He takes his notes in Hebrew and drinks black tea mixed with tomato juice.  He is not normal and the Graves should be in fear if they could only know.

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Monster of the Day: Ticks

Source:  Ticks
Location:  Woods
Threat Assessment:  5.  Giant ticks with venom that can make you trip out.
Limitation:  Insect intelligence.

Today's Secret Code:

Alice was not in the habit of arguing over the colour of read herrings.  Again:  Alice was not in the habit of arguing over the colour of read herrings.  Today's Colour is a somber sable.  Today's Author knows you have to close your cover before striking even matches made in heaven.  That is all and with strange aeon fluxes even death may die, Maho Maho.

The Walking Dead

Well there seems to be a better balance in the first episode of the new season of "The Walking Dead."  There's a good mix of stories and more importantly more Dead than there is Walking.  Right now it looks like the compound/prison is growing nicely but there are still problems.  There are two things the show leaves me with:

1)  Never name the zombies and ....

2)  What three questions would you ask a potential recruit before letting them join your little survival clique?

Things You Need To Know #452

People often wonder why astrology hangs around even though it doesn't seem to work.  Dr. Austin Augers says that once it did work and we have a "race memory" of that that persists.  Moreover, he says that it is the connection between human minds and the stars that matters.  Quite simply the interpretation of the constellations is no longer relevant to most modern people so there is not that needed connection.  For that Dr. Augers has created Asteriapaam a drug that causes a psychedelic high that is coupled with a strengthened pattern seeking impulse.  The results is that people under Asteriapaam create their own astrology.  For example, many people have reported that Aquarius has become the far less hopeful Junkie.  Others now see the Fireman and Dolphin Thanking Us For the Fish.

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Monster of the Day: Rasputin

Source:  Anastasia
Location: Russian
Threat Assessment:  Undead and mad potentially up to seven but...
Limitation:  Evil planning skills... not so much

Today's Secret Code:

Things didn't get strange till he ordered a mind erasing dirty mother Irish car bomb with a side of monkey fizz.  Again:  Things didn't get strange till he ordered a mind erasing dirty mother Irish car bomb with a side of monkey fizz.  Today's Colour is a shady yet sacred sangria.  Today's Author will never play tic tac toe with a chicken again.  That is all, Maho Maho.

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Remember 60% of the time it works every time.  Again:  Remember 60% of the time it works every time.  Today's Colour is shadow rose.  Today's Author is an old school philosopher.  That is all Dante now stop the donkey show, Maho Maho.

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Twerks are for grown ups you silly wombat.   Again:  Twerks are for grown ups you sill wombat.  Today's Colour is rum.  Today's Author is a robot, pirate, ninja, zombie ARRRGGGGGGZBRAINSDOESNOTCOMPUTE.  That is all calgon take me away, Maho Maho.

Things You Need To Know #451:

Once a month deep underground in New York there is the Bum's Bizarre .  For a day the homeless and other rather eccentric people meet to trade stuff.  Things from used gum to diamond rings are exchange for goods, services, and sometimes souls.

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Monster of the Day: Custodians

Source:  Aeon Flux, "The Purge"
Location:  In the future
Threat Assessment:  They mean no harm.  They are programmed to give their hosts a state sponsored conscience.
Limitation:  Pretty weak when outside a host.

Today's Secret Code:

That which does not kill you, makes you stranger.  Again:  That Which does not kill you makes you stranger.  Today's Colour is arsenic green.  Today's Author is not a terraestialist.  That is all Trevor Goodchilde, maho maho.

Today's secret code:

Ibo et cognoscam, ostende mihi tantae honesta et politicorum.  Again:  Taispeáin dom polaiteoir macánta agus beidh mé ag dul a fháil ar an Unicorn.  Today's Colour is army green.  Today's Author would like some Tang with his Soylent Green.  That is all Mr. Heston the alpha and omega man, maho maho.

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The Gods hate Kansas.  Again:  The Gods hate Kansas.  Today's Colour is camouflage.  Today's Author has fled the scene.  That's all Duke gather the Joes, Maho Maho.

Things You Needed To Know #450

The Coda are the last choir of angels created by God.  The Coda will come at the end.  They will sing the final song of the end and all secrets shall be revealed.  Until then they are charged with vow of silence.  But it is said their smile when truly earned can change lives forever.

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Monster of the Day: Minimalistic Aliens That Fall From the Sky With Machine Guns

Source:  Kishin Corps
Location:  Ain't telling.
Threat Assessment:  They can fall from a great height, the have great strength and flexibility and are pretty bullet proof.  Let's say a solid seven.
Limitation:   Bad case of Cylon eye and slash attacks are much more effective against them.

Today's Secret Code

"I'm a blonde b-l-i-n-d, gee don't you wish you were me?"  Again:  huh?  Today's Colour smells like English leather.  Today's Author won a minor victory in the parking wars.  That is all, maho maho.

Today's Secret Code:

Cast in the name of God, ye not guilty.  Again:  Cast in the name of God, ye not guilty.   Today's Colour is a subtle Spanish Carmine.  Today's Author is riding the big O.  That is all so negotiate that Roger Smith, Maho Maho.

Things You Need To Know #449

The Wisenheim equation is a kabbalistic mathematical formula to predict the location of  nexuses of כהת.  Much understand can be gained by studying such events in nature.  A few unethical people have used the equation to predict certain flaws in nature that can be exploited by necromancy.  This is strongly frowned upon.


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Monster of the Day: Salt sucking alien

Source:  Star Trek
Location:  desolate planet
Threat Assessment:  5.  Last of her kind.  Shape change and salt sucking kind of cool.
Limitation:  Needs salt on a planet without potato chips

Today's Secret Code:

Everybody knows that a broken heart is blind.  Again:  Everybody knows that a broken heart is blind.   Today's Colour is tarnished silver.  Today's Author is making the perfect box.  That is all Ogeirg you have a head like a hole black as your soul, Maho maho.