Inventor Hall of Fame: Dr. Emmett Brown

Source: Back to the Future

Greatest Invention: A working time machine. He gets extra points for style by using a Delorean as the body and extra points for guts for ripping off terrorists for the plutonium.

Greatest Limitation: Classic Disorganized Genius Disorder.

Best Line: "Roads? Where we are going we don't need roads."

Monster of the Day: Bionic Bigfoot

Source:  Bionic Man
Location:  The Woods
Threat Assessment:  3.  Though super strong, Bigfoot worked more through intimidation.
Limitation:  Actually not mean at all.

Today's Secret Code

Ghosts tend to haunt those who already haunt themselves.  Again:  Ghosts tent to haunt those who already haunt themselves.  Today's Colour is Early English Sable Evening.  Today's Author is Ghrame Negative Huffingpuff the III, esquire.  That is all folks, maho maho.

Queen of the Underland and her Guards

A wife of Solomon who committed adultry with an unclean spirit
Bar Mira was cast into a dark place
She adapted and now rules
She still carries a grudge
step lightly

The Waki Tiki

Despite their large size
the Waki Tiki
are a friendly alien race
They appear nearly human save for their blue back carapace
and a few other small details
extremely strong
they are also
very gentle

Hall of fame: Cinema Inventor Section: Willy Wonka

Claim to fame: created the ever lasting gob stopper. It never gets any smaller. At least he didn't think so.

Drawbacks as an inventor: Early human trials.

Philosophy: "Candy is dandy, but liquer is quicker."

Pet peeved: Being questioned about snozzberries, actually being questioned at all.

Monster of the Day: Old School Cylons

Source:  Battlestar Galatica
Location:  Space
Threat Assessment:  Despite being unable to fire with any accuracy they managed to destroy 12 human worlds.  They are armored and have advance technology and spaceships.
Limitations:  Suffer from Stormtrooper Syndrome.