Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Fire Yetis are Thankfully Rare

Things You Need To Know #382

There is a nest of spun goal in an oak tree on Waterbee Mountain.  There is a yellow crow making its home in the nest of spun goal.  The yellow crow making its home in the nest of spun gold is incubating an ebony egg.  Within the ebony egg being incubated by the yellow crow making its home in the nest of spun gold is a smaller silver egg.  What lies within the silver egg which is within the ebony egg being incubated by the yellow crow making its home in the nest of spun gold is a mystery.

This was something you needed to know.

Monster of the Day: Giants

Source:  Game of Thrones
Location:  Beyond the Wall
Threat Assessment:  12 feet tall and can drive wooden poles deep into the permafrost with just their fist.
Limitation:  Supposedly shy.  Don't test it.


Today's Secret Code:

Men might not need nipples but I'm a keepin' 'em.  Again:  Men might not need nipples but I'm a keepin' 'em.  Today's Colour is an unsullied sunrise yellow.  Today's Author is still writing like the wind.  That is all, you win or you lose maho maho.

Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Things You Need To Know #381

The New England Spell Ripper is a very rare breed of dog that was originally created by a band of obsessed Puritans.  These big blonde shaggy dogs can smell magic a mile away and it just drives them wild.  A pack of Spell Rippers are a murderous nightmare to mystics.  On the other hand they are good with children and don't shed much.

This was something you needed to know.

Monster of the Day: The Unsullied

Source:  Game of Thrones
Location:  The slave cities
Threat Assessment:  7.  Trained to ignore pain and die on command.  Super warriors.
Limitations:  Sometimes dying on command is not a good thing to train people.
P.S.  The true monsters are the men that made them Unsullied.


Today's Secret Code:

The Spider has art literally coming out its butt, top that.  Again:  The Spider has art literally coming out its butt, top that.  Today's Colour is a chocolate orange.  Today's Author is a happy camper.  That is all, Valar Dohaeris maho maho.