Wednesday, May 15, 2013
Things You Need To Know #390
The fairies at the bottom of the garden are such shallow things. They've become fashionistas. They compete to wear the gaudiest flowers in the least prudent fashion. They have taken to not eating to become thinner and are now mostly just lines without substance. They've also taken to snorting raw pollen and cobwebs and dancing all night long when the moon is new. Life is now an endless, funless party. Poor silly little things. This was something you needed to know.