Thursday, June 27, 2013

Things You Need To Know #397

The Horror In the Pine Dunes Sugar Jar is the stuff of legend.  First reported in 1918 the sugar jar has since fallen from one collector to another.  No one has ever recorded what exactly is in the jar save that it is horrible and tends to leave a trail of powdered sugar, arsenic, and dried pear dust in its wake.  It's currently owned by one Mr. Deeter of Manscal Way and will allow for private viewings for one thousand dollars and a stick of pine tar gum.

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