Saturday, June 29, 2013

Things You Need To Know #398

Cats can see magic, death, and Maus Kette Geister. The Maus Kette Geiseter are huge balls of rodent spirits that roll through out the land. Their inaudible to humans squeallings greatly annoy any feline in the area. Unfortunately, there has not been much research in how to exorcise a Maus Kette Geister so just be prepared to be patient when your cat suddenly streaks through the room for no seeming reason.

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1 comment:

  1. That's what the rampages are all about. Good to know.