Monday, December 3, 2012

Things You Need To Know #303

A 507 is what you really need.  It's so fine, truly refined.  A 507 will bring you comfort and joy.  A 507 will bring you lovers and money.  A 507 is easy to use and only requires the sacrifice of hamsters.  If you want a 507 you will have to contact a free lancer and be sure to bring money, gold, myrrh, and now twinkies.  Remember, a 507 is what you want, what you need, what you must have.

This was something you needed to know.

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