Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Things You Need To Know #307

There is a man in Manchester that talks to rocks.  As anyone who has been reading these can guess they talk back to him.  Things reached the point where he married (unofficially) a very pretty piece of granite with a somewhat suggest femine shape.  If you want his help take our advice and sweet talk the wife.  Gifts, however, are wasted and jewelry is frowned upon.

This was something you needed to know.

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