"The Dull Brown Book," was written by A. B. Ceed who by trade was an accountant. Legend has it he was raised by a family of wandering advertisers. "The Dull Brown Book" is put on the same shelf as the "Necronomicon" for the exact opposite reason. It is a book so dull, so devoid of wonder or art or inspiration that it can driver the reader quite mad.
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