Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Things You Need To Know #350

The Weezenbach Turtle is a local wonder.  Supposedly it's five hundred years old and lives under the Weezenbach bridge.  It is suppose to eat little boys that fish off the edge of the bridge, even though it is posted as a no fishing zone.  This, however, is not true.  The Weezenbach Turtle is quite happy with the local fish and wouldn't know what to do with a boy even if one were to land right on him.  What most locals don't know is that the Turtle, who's name is Marty, is quite talkative and somewhat alcoholic.  If you go under the bridge with a bottle you might come back with some interesting information. 

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