Monday, April 30, 2012

Things You Need To Know #145

Whoever wrote "Things You Need To Know #144" is a liar.  There is indeed a Monsterous beast in the closet on Vermoth Street.  It has huge teeth and beetles for eyes.  It loves to eat people who don't pull their pants up.  The liar that wrote the earlier article is obviously an agent for the mundane.  Disregard.

This was something you needed to know.

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