Thursday, August 9, 2012

Things You Need To Know #221

Sometimes being the melting pot of the world is a disadvantage.  For example, there is now a were-hyena in Yuma.  So far she has been good and has masked her animal kills as the work of coyotes.  The trouble with were-Hyenas though is it never lasts.  The spirit in them makes them so hungry that it is only a matter of time before she breaks down and hunts human flesh.  For your own safety do not accept rides from any female driver in Yuma.  She might have you over for dinner.

This was something you needed to know.

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