Monday, August 20, 2012

Things You Need To Know #228

Que Chan Li offers over the internet a DIY kit on summoning flying monkeys. The downside is it costs 10,875 dollars in materials to form a golden cap. The upside is that it kit itself only costs five fifty. The other downside is that one must spend five hours a day standing on one leg practicing the phrase "Hi-lo, Ho-lo, He-lo," for at least three weeks.

This was something you needed to know.

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