The Detroit Doodle Bug is something akin to spanish fly. Extracts from the small flying beetle can excite a person's love life. The trouble is that it can sometimes lead to the development of secondary sex characteristics, the inability to communicate except via arias, and dreams of deep rosicrucian mysteries. If these side effects occur or if you are still sexually arroused two weeks later see your doctor and consult your sacred scrolls.
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