Thursday, January 24, 2013

Things You Need To Know #331

The Culjinker is a professional guilt flenser.  If you are tired of feeling guilt that you sent your Mom to the Old Folk's Home you just pay (A lot!!) to the Culjinker and he excises that guilt with almost no pain and only small scars.  Being a thrifty sort the Culjinker sells the guilt he flenses to priests of all faiths.  They always have use for excess guilt.

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