Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Things You Need To Know #375

On the first day of spring in Calinoquiawa County a person will always go missing.  Local lore says the person is a virgin, but that's not true.  Some blame an ancient Indian curse, but that is also not true.  What is true is that many cats in Calinoquiawa county are very fat and sleek in the spring.

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