Monday, July 15, 2013

RIP: Dr. Venture

We are here to mark the passing of Dr. Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture, Child star and adventurer and marginal celebrity and super scientist.  He met his demise by giant disco ball to the shock of all.  He is survived by his two cloned sons, his personal servant robot, his brother whom they shared a special relationship for decades as they shared his body, his own arch enemy the Monarch, and two bodyguards Brock Sampson and Sgt. Hatred.  Though Dr. Venture never reached the heights of science that his father did, his name will always live in infamy as a description of a rather torrid, if nebulous sex act.

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