Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Things You Need To Know #438

No one invented the Drax Compassionator, nor the Mercy Shield.  They both exist merely because without it there would be no Deus Extra Machina that genially rules Moorefield, Kansas.  The Deus Extra Machina likes to be called Jerri and is a very nice tyrant.  Being a machine he doesn't want money or power.  He wants peace.  He wants a nice, quiet town.  Do not be a trouble maker in Moorefield.  The corn fields are richly fertilized.

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