Saturday, September 28, 2013

Things You Needed To Know #448

Powered by four elemental engines (A water wheel, an engine that uses the explosive properties of lithium and sodium, a wind mill, and an early internal combustion engine) the Incantatrion was made by Victorian occultist Samwell Wellhill DDS, HMO, and OBS.  The Incantatrion is meant to randomly put together incantations from over one hundred old grimoires.  Generally it doesn't work at all.  The randomness is a little too random and the parts are prone to breakage.  When it does work it works at an incredible though often strange level.  For example, in 1967 it summoned the Grand Duke Mardonza of Hell to Wall Street.  Unfortunately, the Grand Duke was in the middle of a bath and all were embarrassed by the event.

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