Some have reported seeing a signed blank check sticking on top of a garbage can or other such places where there is trash. The check is the color of money, unusually crisp (considering where found) and signed by Mr. I. M. Slant. It is so crisp one should be careful of paper cuts if one should pick it up. A few people have reported using the check. Besides being immoral, they say they gained bad luck in porportion to the money they stole. A few even said they met Mr. Slant, but would not elaborate.
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