Thursday, December 8, 2011

Things You Need To Know #19

Do I really have to tell you not to touch the monkey you found in the house that has been haunting your dreams?  Do I have to tell you not to wind it up?  Do I have to say if you do, you will die, your love ones will die, and even your pets and mailmen?  Perhaps, however, you don't know that if you do touch the monkey when they find your corpse it will be smiling.  Forever.

1 comment:

  1. Every one of these freakish things need to go into the incinerator.