Sunday, December 25, 2011

Things You Need To Know #27

Do not open the blue box with no gift tag.  The one farthest under the tree.  If you do open it the lights on the tree will dim and you will never remember what you had lost in opening it.  The present within the box is regret.  The only cure for it is known to Momma Mala late of New Orleans.  The person who has left this box is unknown and perhaps unknownable.

This was something you needed to know.

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