Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Things You Need To Know #111

Don't sleep in the abandoned building on Wilshire St. The Cobwebs there have gotten a taste for blood. As you sleep they come and slide into your mouth till you can no longer breath. Many homeless people have died there. The only hope is to apply fire to the webs but that will burn your lips and throat as well. Sometimes there are only the tough choices.

This was something you needed to know.

1 comment:

  1. Rock and a hard place kind of choices indeed. Hoefully the spiders themselves don't lullaby and goodnight you!

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