Thursday, March 29, 2012

Villainy and Blackguards Incorporated #27: Penn Teller

Villains and Blackguards Incorporated (VABI) is an organization found on Earth 32aa which has dedicated itself to protecting the interest of those of differently enabled morality and enhanced humanity. They take care of legal expenses and investments. It has become a very successful organization and is considering spreading to other Earths. In case they do here are some of it's members.

VABI would be nowhere without its economic division and the person that leads it is Mr. Penn Teller. He has no super powers. He was never known as a villain of any sort. He is, however, a wizard with numbers, a sultan of sums, and the very picture of the modern money genie.

He was born of humble means being the fifth son of a large Irish family in the worst part of Dublin. He grew up being very aware of the value of even a penny. Luckily, he had a fine mind and excelled at school. Winning various scholarships he attended college and graduated with honors. He spent ten years in various financial institutions before coming to us.

So why did he agree to join VABI?  Well, to be honest Mr. Teller was somewhat abused as a child by his father.  This has led to a certain....dislike of a certain type of people.  He agreed to join us in return for VABI to perform certain functions to remove said people, and take pictures.  Over the years Mr. Teller has filled up two albums and has never felt better.

VABI is dedicated to employee morale.

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