Today's Secret Code:

"Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends. We're so glad you could attend. Come inside! Come inside! There behind a glass is a real blade of grass, be careful as you pass. Move along! Move along!" Again: what he said. Today's Colour is an outrageous mild jet. Today's Author in a glaze of Vaseline will perform on guillotine. Got to stay sharp bubba. That is all, that is all, maho maho come inside.