Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Things You Need To Know #247

Yes the breakfast cereal kids eat with all the marshmallow shapes are indeed bad for them. They are also truly enchanted. Eating them makes one susceptible to wards and charms that have been in place since the sixteenth century. It's best not to advertise this fact unless one wants to wake up with a pirate captain, a six foot rabbit, and a hungry tiger at one's bedside.

This was something you needed to know.

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