Wiggle Gum Juice is found in a diner in Pitsmouth Arizona. The owner, Jack Jauque Jackson, says he gets it from native cacti and some scorpions. One shot of Wiggle Gum Juice will have your lips quivering like you were driving on ten miles of washboard roads. You will see triple and quintiple. Your hands will shake, rattle and roll. Then ten seconds later it all stops and you will feel better than you did when you were a strapping youth.
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