Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Things You Need To Know #312

The true name of every person who has ever lived on Earth can be found in the caverns under Moistnel Kentucky.  They have been inscribed there by monks who also use the caves to grow rather odd mushrooms.  Sometimes a mushroom grows so big that the monks give it a robe and put it to work inscribing names into the soft stones.  It is very silent down there, and dark.  They like that.

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