WORMHOLE ALERT! REPEAT WORMHOLE ALERT! A wormhole was sighted in Clapklorg Germany. Witnesses said it was last seen up a chimney in a small condo. Witnesses also report that it sucked in one Jen Gentz leaving nothing but a pair of smoking boots. That was odd, because she wore sandals. Witnesses say that this wormhole smelled like lemons and sad paintings. Wormholes shift unpredictably so keep an eye and a nose out for it.
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