Dr. Lillyhammer has made his Alchemical Weigh Station. It consists of two scales connected by copper tubing filled with a special formula. Two people stand on the scales and weight can be freely given to the other. It would be the perfect weight loss machine except you need to find a volunteer. Also there has been an upsetting ten percent chance of the new fat rebelling attackinig its new host. Dr. Lillyhammer says he's working on it.
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