Saturday, September 15, 2012

Things You Need To Know #250

Olde Bait is a rather curious liqueur still made by Bavell & Sons (and Daughter) Distillery.  The recipe was found in an old folio written by a Scottish monk.  It was made to make a person incredibly delicious to Ogres, Giants, and the Water Horse.  The goal was some poor soul would drink it and make themselves bait hoping that monster hunters would save them before they became the main course.  Olde Bait is quite smooth and has an oak and bread finish.  It is quite fine table fare as long as there are no Ogres, Giants, or Water Horses nearby.  Bavell & Sons (and Daughter) Distillery takes no responsibility for mythological creatures and their actions.

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