Dr. Wonton is in the business of healing OTS, "Occult Trauma Syndrome." He is aided in his calling by a small ebony stick. It is not decorated in any way and is about the size of a ruler. Anyone looking at it becomes fixated on normal reality. It becomes much easier for the Dr. to suggest they did not actually see their mother eaten by ghost lice. Dr. Wonton will take new patients, visa, and mastercard.
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