Monster of the Day: Clown Under the Bed

Source:  Poltergeist
Location:  Under the bed.
Threat Assessment:  2.  It's a toy under your bed.  You should after the terror goes away literally beat the stuffings out of it.
Pee Your Pants Assessment:  10.  It's a clown.  Under your bed.  Wet 'em.
Limitations:  How about a little fire scare crow...