Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Things You Need To Know #17

The Knights of the Blue Suede King spend their time gathering the true relics of Elvis Presley. It would be an easier job except some of the relics seem to have a mind of their own and have escaped from the vault many times. Add to that the random Elvimancer seeking to use the power of Elvis for evil means, and the Knights are kept busy. Their current secret password is, "Hey, didn't I see you in a picture with Nixon?"

This was something you needed to know.

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