The cats of Clurry Lane will suffer no dogs on their turf. They have sacrificed kittens to the dark secret goddess that only cats know the name. In her name they have made Clurry Lane cursed to all dogs and their owners. The dogs will find themselves buried with their bones. It's best not to ask what happens to the poor owners.
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