Things You Need To Know #452

People often wonder why astrology hangs around even though it doesn't seem to work.  Dr. Austin Augers says that once it did work and we have a "race memory" of that that persists.  Moreover, he says that it is the connection between human minds and the stars that matters.  Quite simply the interpretation of the constellations is no longer relevant to most modern people so there is not that needed connection.  For that Dr. Augers has created Asteriapaam a drug that causes a psychedelic high that is coupled with a strengthened pattern seeking impulse.  The results is that people under Asteriapaam create their own astrology.  For example, many people have reported that Aquarius has become the far less hopeful Junkie.  Others now see the Fireman and Dolphin Thanking Us For the Fish.

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