Things You Need To Know #461

The cat is out of the bag.  His name is Boris.  He's very upset.  He's been in that bag for one hundred and forty six years.  Don't ask why he was put in it.  Just stay out of his way.  Oh, I should mention Boris can shred his way through a steel door.  Just saying.

Today's secret code:

Want a piece of me?  Take a number find it's square prime and then store safely where the sun don't shine.  Again:  Want a piece of me?  Take a number find it's square prime and then store safely where the sun don't shine.  Today's Colour is blue, deal with it.  Today's Author is writing a list.  That's all Arya, Maho Maho.

C3K9

Things You Need To Know #461

Do not go to the fifth aisle of the largest store in your town, and do not go to the fifth right hand shelf.  For the love of any deities you revere do not go to the lowest shelf and thrust your hand as deep as you can as if you were trying to get the last can of soup.  If you do these things there is no hope for you.  Sorry.

This was something you needed to know.

Today's Secret Code

If only neutrinos were catholic then we'd know that they have mass.  Again:  If only neutrinos were catholic then we'd know that they have mass.  Today's Colour is a senseless banana yellow.  Today's Author is hanging his autographed picture of Bill the Cat.  That is all Steve Dallas, Maho Maho.

The Marked

Things You Need To Know #460

There are 37 ghosts of people who were never born.  The are collectively called the Shadow Enigma and are valued greatly by necromancers.  The power in even one of these shades can power the mightiest of enchantments.  Be warned though that they are protected by a shadowy figure known only as the Pale Shepard.

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Today's Secret Code

Did the Serpent dream of legs?  Again:  Did the Serpent dream of legs?  Today's Colour is a supple shiny gold.  Today's Author will never be old or bold.  That is all viva la revolution Maho Maho.

Our Lady of Blooms and Enigmas

Today's Secret Code

Mali me mal nuk piqen, njeriu me njeriun piqen.  Again:  Mali me mal nuk piqen, njeriu me njeriun piqen.  Today's Colour is pineapple yellow.  Today's Author knows if you want to be a mountain prepared to be climbed on.  That is all Klatuu and K2, Maho Maho.

Mae'r rhoddion bach

My New Favorite Song

Today's Secret Code

Gott schützt die Narren, das Mädchen, und das Kind.  Again:  Gott schützt die Narren, das Mädchen, und das Kind.  Today's Colour is a madder shade of red.  Today's Author has made the news his bread.  That is all Uriel, Maho Maho.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Today's Secret Code

One has to be careful of rash promises because sometimes you have to cross a lion in the sand.  Again:  One has to be careful of rash promises because sometimes you have to cross a lion in the sand.   Today's Colour is nature made.  Today's Author will will never fade.  That is all you puttycats, Maho Maho.

Today's Secret Code

The animals in the zoo know not what to do...  Again:  The animals in the zoo know not what to do...  Today's Colour is passion pink.  Today's Author will drink or think but not think about drinking.  That is all, Maho Maho.

The Alhambra Ghost Cage 3000

Today's Secret Code:

Some nights the face you wear is the Stranger.  Again:  Some nights the face you wear is the Stranger.  Today's Colour is a shallow cheroot tan.  Today's Author is not going to run into a tree.  That is all Billy, Maho Maho.

Things You Need To Know #459

The strange angel Ghisiem is the bringer of second hope.  He comes in dreams as the horse you have to get back up on.  If you dare to, you will be taken for a wild, wild ride in that dream.  If you can hang on then the next day you will find your luck much improved.  Never hope for too much though as a strange angel Ghisiem is fickle at times and quick to anger if he's not feeling like he's being properly valued.

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Today's Secret Code:

"Charley, remember what happened to the man that got everything he ever wanted..."  Again:  "Charley, remember what happened to the man that got everything he ever wanted..."  Today's Colour is chameleon plaid.  Today's Author is a dreamer of dreams.  That is all, and remember waterfall is the only way to do it right Maho Maho.

Today's secret code

The bird that flies south will never see the northern lights.  Again:  T he bird that flies south will never see the northern lights.  Today's Colour is an electric blue.  Today's Author is betting on the nag.  That is all, Maho Maho.

Today's Secret Code

A rat is just a half naked squirrel.  Again:  A rat is just a half naked squirrel.  Today's Colour is somewhere around brown.  Today's Author is bumming about the town.  That is all Jack, it's a  gas gas gas.  Maho Maho.

Today's Secret Code

This is bat country.  Again:  This is bat country.  Today's Colour takes at least four blotters of grade A acid to see along with some either.  Today's Author is too strange to live and too rare to die.  That is all you gonzo geek, maho maho.

The Merzxan enjoy their quiet, dark cities

Today's Secret Code

The old man's eye haunted him still.  Again:  The old man's heart kept beating beneath the floor.  Today's Colour is somber as it slumbers.  Today's Author will never say "nevermore"  That is all for the score, Maho Maho.

Some spirits are a little...disturbed

Today's Secret Code:

It's rabbit season.  Again:  It's duck season.  Today's Colour is a daffy drakish dark tan.  Today's Author will shoot them when they get home.  That is all ffffffffolks, Maho Maho.

XYY Troopers often wait for perfect ambushes

Today's Secret Code:

Art is the illusion of spontaneity.  Again:  Art is the illusion of spontaneity.  Today's Colour is a flashing flamingo phink.  Today's Author looks towards the event horizon that is not there.  That is all Fili, Kili, Oin, Gloin, Thorin Oakenshield, Dwalin, Balin, Bifur, Bofur, Bombur, Dori, Nori, and Ori. Maho Maho.   

Today's Secret Code:

Is a dream about a unicorn an unnatural thought?  Again:  Is a dream about a unicorn an unnatural thought?  Today's Colour  is a teal you can feel.  Today's Author knows that safety is found in the lee of the stone.  That is all Mrs. Brisby, maho maho.

Today's secret code

Reproduction is an act of entropy but with hope. Again: Reproduction is an act of entropy but with hope. Today's Colour is polarized but not bi-polarized. Today's Author is not trapped in the ice. That is all, maho maho.

Today's Secret Code:

The winds of change are rarely lonesome.  Again:  The winds of change are rarely lonesome.  Today's Colour orange you glad I didn't say banana.  Today's Author is freeky deeky.  That is all Dr. Lekey.  Maho Maho.

Twist
Spin
The Universe roils
even when stilled
Frozen
Order
burns in desire
for strange decay

Ein Spin
The feel the deena spon pain for mirror 
must we all  be of dust?
feel but me
we see whust twenty-one should is

The Chaos is inherent

Are we discovering new things about our world
or remaking it
stranger
still?