Tuesday, February 11, 2014

Things You Need To Know #461

Do not go to the fifth aisle of the largest store in your town, and do not go to the fifth right hand shelf.  For the love of any deities you revere do not go to the lowest shelf and thrust your hand as deep as you can as if you were trying to get the last can of soup.  If you do these things there is no hope for you.  Sorry.

This was something you needed to know.

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