Things You Need To Know #461

The cat is out of the bag.  His name is Boris.  He's very upset.  He's been in that bag for one hundred and forty six years.  Don't ask why he was put in it.  Just stay out of his way.  Oh, I should mention Boris can shred his way through a steel door.  Just saying.

Today's secret code:

Want a piece of me?  Take a number find it's square prime and then store safely where the sun don't shine.  Again:  Want a piece of me?  Take a number find it's square prime and then store safely where the sun don't shine.  Today's Colour is blue, deal with it.  Today's Author is writing a list.  That's all Arya, Maho Maho.

C3K9

Things You Need To Know #461

Do not go to the fifth aisle of the largest store in your town, and do not go to the fifth right hand shelf.  For the love of any deities you revere do not go to the lowest shelf and thrust your hand as deep as you can as if you were trying to get the last can of soup.  If you do these things there is no hope for you.  Sorry.

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Today's Secret Code

If only neutrinos were catholic then we'd know that they have mass.  Again:  If only neutrinos were catholic then we'd know that they have mass.  Today's Colour is a senseless banana yellow.  Today's Author is hanging his autographed picture of Bill the Cat.  That is all Steve Dallas, Maho Maho.

The Marked

Things You Need To Know #460

There are 37 ghosts of people who were never born.  The are collectively called the Shadow Enigma and are valued greatly by necromancers.  The power in even one of these shades can power the mightiest of enchantments.  Be warned though that they are protected by a shadowy figure known only as the Pale Shepard.

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Today's Secret Code

Did the Serpent dream of legs?  Again:  Did the Serpent dream of legs?  Today's Colour is a supple shiny gold.  Today's Author will never be old or bold.  That is all viva la revolution Maho Maho.

Our Lady of Blooms and Enigmas

Today's Secret Code

Mali me mal nuk piqen, njeriu me njeriun piqen.  Again:  Mali me mal nuk piqen, njeriu me njeriun piqen.  Today's Colour is pineapple yellow.  Today's Author knows if you want to be a mountain prepared to be climbed on.  That is all Klatuu and K2, Maho Maho.

Mae'r rhoddion bach

My New Favorite Song

Today's Secret Code

Gott schützt die Narren, das Mädchen, und das Kind.  Again:  Gott schützt die Narren, das Mädchen, und das Kind.  Today's Colour is a madder shade of red.  Today's Author has made the news his bread.  That is all Uriel, Maho Maho.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Today's Secret Code

One has to be careful of rash promises because sometimes you have to cross a lion in the sand.  Again:  One has to be careful of rash promises because sometimes you have to cross a lion in the sand.   Today's Colour is nature made.  Today's Author will will never fade.  That is all you puttycats, Maho Maho.

Today's Secret Code

The animals in the zoo know not what to do...  Again:  The animals in the zoo know not what to do...  Today's Colour is passion pink.  Today's Author will drink or think but not think about drinking.  That is all, Maho Maho.

The Alhambra Ghost Cage 3000

Today's Secret Code:

Some nights the face you wear is the Stranger.  Again:  Some nights the face you wear is the Stranger.  Today's Colour is a shallow cheroot tan.  Today's Author is not going to run into a tree.  That is all Billy, Maho Maho.

Things You Need To Know #459

The strange angel Ghisiem is the bringer of second hope.  He comes in dreams as the horse you have to get back up on.  If you dare to, you will be taken for a wild, wild ride in that dream.  If you can hang on then the next day you will find your luck much improved.  Never hope for too much though as a strange angel Ghisiem is fickle at times and quick to anger if he's not feeling like he's being properly valued.

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Today's Secret Code:

"Charley, remember what happened to the man that got everything he ever wanted..."  Again:  "Charley, remember what happened to the man that got everything he ever wanted..."  Today's Colour is chameleon plaid.  Today's Author is a dreamer of dreams.  That is all, and remember waterfall is the only way to do it right Maho Maho.

Today's secret code

The bird that flies south will never see the northern lights.  Again:  T he bird that flies south will never see the northern lights.  Today's Colour is an electric blue.  Today's Author is betting on the nag.  That is all, Maho Maho.