Things You Need To Know #437

Dr. Wanjar invented the Kutia e zjarrit të shenjtë when he was both a youth and in as he called it "a snit."  That it could lay waste to thousand of acres wasn't much of a concern of his at the time.  Later after he had tea with the Dali Lama, Alan Moore, and Jonathan Winters he relented and opened up his third eyes through fasting and Black & Decker.  He dismantled the Kutia e zjarrit të shenjtë and attached each piece to a sea turtle and let them out into the deep tide.

Monsters of the Day: Toxic Crusaders

Source:  Toxic Crusaders
Location;   Tromaville, New Jersey
Threat Assessment:  They are the good guys but if these hideous mutants ever went bad they would be a definite seven.
Limitation:  Sometimes not too bright, and did I mention hideous?

Today's Secret Code:

These days people are more interested in Powerball than parables.  Again:  These days people are more interested in Powerball than parables.  Today's Colour is a concupiscencing copper.  Today's Author chose not to chase the chaste.  That is all Baldy send in the bares, Maho Maho.

Today's Secret Code

I am a man of Earth and starry sky and I thirst for a drink from the fountain of memory.  Again:  I am a man of Earth and starry sky and I thirst for a drink from the fountain of memory.  Today's Colour is a leafy green.  Today's Author is an Artisan.  That is all Leonardo let's do pizza, Maho Maho.

Things You Need To Know #436

The Glootensplocker was made by Dr. Darius Darian Darida. It was one of the earliest examples of hacking. The Glootensplocker allowed for a wireless patch into a telegraph line where the owner could then freely pass messages on the telegraph's dime. Of course these days there's not much call for a Glootensplocker except by the Goth Mechanique. This was something you needed to know.

Monster of the Day: The Great God Porno

Source:  Flesh Gordon
Location:  Alien world
Threat Assessment:  7.  Giant with great strength
Limitation:  Sort of distracted.

Today's Secret Code:

Remember seven days without a secret code makes one week.  Again:  Remember seven days without a secret code makes one week.  Today's Colour is coffee.  Today's Author is muddy.  That is all John Coffy, Maho Maho.