The world spins on fate's loom. Again: The world spins on gate's loom. Today's Colour is Jasmine rose. Today's Author gathers his pearls. That is all Charlotte, Maho Maho.
STRANGE SPANNERS being an accounting of strangeness of the warp and woof of my mind For those of you new here, think of this as 1/2 "Night Gallery" Our Motto: Nos somnium quisnam es futurus fatum quod insolitus tutus vos!
Thursday, August 29, 2013
Wednesday, August 28, 2013
Today's Secret Code:
The fires that burn hottest are fueled from below. Again: The fires that burn hottest are fueled from below. Today's Colours are blue and grey. Today's Author likes Poe-try. That is all Edgar, Maho Maho.
Tuesday, August 27, 2013
Hell's Highway
So I'm watching the credits. First I notice the cheap shot on video feel of the affair. Always a danger sign. Then there is something about the names of cast. Nothing so much about any one name but as a group it began to sound like I had accidently rented a porno. Then the name Ron Jeremy pops up. Oh crap. There's something inheriently embarrassing about recognizing who Ron Jeremy is. If you don't then treasure your ignorance. It became obvious that some porn company was branching out and this was the result.
They should go back to doing money shots.
The story is there's a valley and lonesome stretch of road. There the devil has claimed a woman and the desert for his own. Said woman looks like a hitchhiker and is good at killing people. A bunch of young lunkelheads drive through and get their butts kicked, shot and chained sawed by devil lady. It's all fairly standard slasher stuff with some really horrible (as in badly done) make up.
Oh and if you get to somewhere near the last five minutes there's a twist. Wheeeeeeee....
They should go back to doing money shots.
The story is there's a valley and lonesome stretch of road. There the devil has claimed a woman and the desert for his own. Said woman looks like a hitchhiker and is good at killing people. A bunch of young lunkelheads drive through and get their butts kicked, shot and chained sawed by devil lady. It's all fairly standard slasher stuff with some really horrible (as in badly done) make up.
Oh and if you get to somewhere near the last five minutes there's a twist. Wheeeeeeee....
Things You Need To Know #435
The Briar family have an odd genetic condition called simply "The Weeps." It seems that some family members have their nervous system cross wired. What brings pleasure or humor becomes expressed as tears and sorrow. It's not that they don't find the joke funny, but their body expresses itself in tears rather than laughter. It's all the more ironic that the family is generally extremely well off and lives in a beautiful, peaceful town. Their lives are so good that sometimes they just fall on their knees weeping at the joy of it.
This is something you needed to know.
This is something you needed to know.
Monster of the Day: Big Stone Hand of Doom
Source: Netherworld
Location: Down South
Threat Assessment: 6. Stone hand that flies around and can have a snake head finger.
Limitation: Tied up in rules of magic.
Location: Down South
Threat Assessment: 6. Stone hand that flies around and can have a snake head finger.
Limitation: Tied up in rules of magic.
Today's Secret Code
Dreams are the wise man's toys. Again: Dreams are the wise man's toys. Today's Colour is amber. Today's Author will slumber. That is all Dimitri, Maho Maho.
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