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Some say I've seen a light that never was, but it was brighter than the stars.  Some say I've seen a light that never was, but it was brighter than the stars.  Today's Colour is found in the G series.  Today's Author dreamt a dream of dreaming dreamers dream dreams that dreamt on their own.  That is all Nemo, Maho Maho.

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Babels funem-diis Belfries advena qui orant, ut Diti cuneos innominatam rufus et fibulas ungue Jumple infrenaverunt netum in muris Callistus turres labant arduus alto adhuc.  Again:  Babels cable stranger-gods of Belfries who are praying that Pluto blocks nameless red buckles and claw spun Jumple Runes on the walls of catacombs that towers totter towering deep still.  Today's Colour is Lovecraftian and hueless.  Today's Author knows that people are strange when you are alone.  That is all Jim, Maho Maho.

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"If there's going to be a hue and cry, make sure you know who is hue."  Again:  "If there's going to be a hue and cry, make sure you know who is hue."  Thoday's Colour ish shtraight thangerine.  Today's Author in half zen in that he met Bukowski on the the road but only bought him a drink.  That's all you people to strange to live and too rare to die, Maho Maho.

Things You Need To Know #458

The Book of the Briar has all the secret names of plants.  To those who learn them and most importantly learn to pronounce them correctly comes great power.  They can rule over leaf and root like the Druids of old.  It is currently held by the Brotherhood of the Untilled.

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Monster of the Day: Mutated astronaut

Source:  Monster A Go-Go
Location:  Someplace dark with lousy sound.
Threat Assessment:  6.   Gigantic and strong.
Limitation:  Ugly and dumb.

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Yeah he's about as engaging as a Swiss, Emo Neutron.  Again:  Yea e's about as engaging as a Swiss, Emo Neutron.  Today's Colour is a Chili Colorado crimson.  Today's Author like a Buddhist is back for seconds.  That is all Machete, Maho Maho.

Steven Universe

Steven Universe is almost too cute for its own good.  Animated in a breezy, friendly style it is the story of Steven who happens to have a magic gem in his belly button.  Trouble is that he doesn't know how to use it yet.  Luckily he has three gem warriors to protect him.  Together they form a very likeable "family" and judging from the first adventure its going to be a fun filled romp involving monsters and ice cream sandwich rapping.