Like Oregon there is a certain lack of folks in long underwear in the state. Well, not counting the normal type of long underwear you have under your clothes. This stings a little in the pride of a state when something like State Heroes comes up. Everyone wants to be able to show something.
In Idaho's case it got even worse as a self proclaimed "Warrior of the Future" started taking billboard ads and radio spots to urge state legislators. The embarrassing part was that it was revealed he was a member of a white seperatist group. Things might have gotten even more embarrassing for the state except that a radio station began to air counter ads for Sasquatch to be called state hero. After all he has many qualities of a hero. No one knows where he is, or who he is, and certainly Sasquatch is strong. By turning it into a joke they defanged the Warrior of the future who slunk back to some stockade in the north of the state.
...and that's why Sasquatch is the State Hero of Idaho
STRANGE SPANNERS being an accounting of strangeness of the warp and woof of my mind For those of you new here, think of this as 1/2 "Night Gallery" Our Motto: Nos somnium quisnam es futurus fatum quod insolitus tutus vos!
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