Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Things You Need to Know #71

There was a restaurant that was burned to the ground by a nomadic band of foodies that were hopped up on too much fugo, cough medicine, and absinthe.  The cook, much like the captain of a ship, went down with his kitchen.  Now Chef Jesiluna haunts where once there was a five star shrine to food.  Those who see them are often ask to sample his new etheral courses.  It is bad form to refuse, but perhaps one should bring a chaser of holy water to help the ectoplasm go down.

This was something you needed to know.

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