Bonus Things You Need To Know

This just in by throwing up cut up words like omni-cognitive confetti. The man known only as "The Deconstructionist" has escaped from emotionally maximum insecurity word salsa. He is now roaming at random taking things apart. When he, for example, takes apart an alarm clock he is not left with springs and screws but with lumps of ore that those parts came from. Authorities fear the day he takes an interest in biology and dissection. This was something you needed to know.