Saturday, May 19, 2012

Things You Need To Know #160

People talk about alligators in sewers, but in Salt Lake City it is mutant oysters in the system. They misshapen even for oyster and they have multiple pearls.  However, these pearls will cause sickness and death if worn against the skin.  There is a certain jeweler who makes necklaces for those with grievances.

This was something you needed to know.

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