Shoe Snitchers are a sad and debased race of fay. They horde and steal shoes. They are complete shoe junkies. Which is very sad for they have no feet. It is said they suffer their cursed life because an ancestor mismanaged a spit shine on the King of All Fay's riding boots. A lesson perhaps in either what is respectable in the presence of a king, or why kings are seldom respectable.
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