Monday, August 30, 2010

River Troll

River Trolls are a nasty lot. All teeth and a mind full of recipes for tartar. They are not any more malicious than a piranha, or more evil than a shark. They are quite kind parents only eating the runts. River Trolls are repulsed by rosemary. River Trolls do not lurk under bridges out of professional courtesy to standard trolls.

2 comments:

  1. Great white shark gone river troll. Trying camouflage to survive the ruthless hunting of their species...

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  2. great white? nah, looks more like a salmon shark if it was a shark.

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