Thursday, May 26, 2011

Things I Want To Have Before The Inevitable Zombie Breakout

  1. Fortress of solitude
  2. Food, Water, and Twinkies for a year's supply
  3. Military Grade Auto Shotgun
  4. Samurai Sword
  5. ATV
  6. Bungee cords (cause sometimes its fun to mess with Zombie's so called minds)
  7. solar power system
  8. Hot tub (it's tough being a rugged survivor of the apocalypse)
  9. My True Love as my companion (don't worry dear I'll save the last two bullets)
  10. A copy of "Casablanca"
  11. A tux!  (got to be stylin' bros)
  12. Military Quality Drones (hey, it is a wish list.)

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